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The Missing Link?
In the small town of Washamarcar two citizens were strolling through the midtown park,
Macarsdirty Park. As they walked with their wretchedy old dog, Rusty, they stopped to smell the good 'ol towns breeze. At
that moment a "little monster" grabbed Rusty and tore him in schreds. Finker and Neff chased this monster until they ran out
of breath and had to stop. They then called the Washamacar police and had them chase "it". So the police cought this so called
Missing Link and examined it. Stuck "it" into a cage to see if it really was the missing link. After a few days has gone by
the thing was missing. Nobody ever saw it again. But it did leave a note saying "Thank you for the bananas they were very
good. I have to get back to my job, an insurance salesman."
Matts News!
Matt has just created a new website. Its really good. I
was astonished! EEEHHHHH!! Here it is...
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Double Sided Daughter!
Have you ever heard of the double sided daughter, Jink? I bet you havnt...
She was born in Lewiston, Idaho. Her parents kept her inside the house until the day
she escaped. "I didn't know where she'd go! Shes never been outside the house...EVER! I thought she would die!" said the mom
of the daughter. The CIA tracked her down, but they were suprised where they had found her. Doing a girls favorite thing to
do, shop. Fortunately, Jink was not harmed in anyway and "I have plotted this for many years now" says the daughter,
Jink.
| Found in a shopping mall... |
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Super Bowl Halftime Show
It went down as it was planned. You know loud music, people screaming,
singers singing, dancers dancing. But you might have missed somthing...well i cant say small but, yeah. As Justin Timberlake
and Janet Jackson were both singing and dancing, they got a little bit too personel. As there act came to an end,
Justin went to grab Janets shoulder and accidentally, as some say, pulled down her top. Letting her feminine chest
hang out. It wasn't shown for very long, but long enough to have made out was it was.
| Pciture take after Justin T. pulls off Janets top |
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Victors Hostess attack
Well, in the small town of Midshankstonville, a boy by the name, Victor Joseph came
running through. He had been driving for a few hours now. Him and his family had been driving to Disneyworld for the weekend.
But Victor couldn't wait another 2 hours until he got there. So he stopped in Midshankstonville. He had drank 11 to many sodas.
11. He stopped at this hostess factory and asked an employee if he could use the bathroom and where it was. So the man told
him and he did his business. When he came out, he had taken his ski mask from his bag, and put it on. (Nobody knows why he
had the ski mask in the first place) So he put it on, went to the front desk of the Hostess factory and pretended to have
a gun in his pocket. He "aimed" it at the man and told him to "give up all of the twinkies or else I will eat the lunch lady"
The man did as he was told and then Victor stole all of the twinkie boxs in the facotry then drove off. this is the latest
picture we have of him. It was taken with the cameras that they have around the factory.
| Wanted: Victor Joseph |
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| Last seen drving away from the Hostesss Factory |
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